Anonymous said: are you woman or illuminati?
Okay, this is by far the best anon message I’ve received in a long while.
If by illuminati you mean a member of the secret society that opposed superstition, prejudice, and religious influence over public life as well as the abuses of state power while supporting gender equality and the rights of all women, then, yes, I’m an illuminati.
Much more simply put, I’m a boring, heterosexual male whose life is uninteresting but well-edited for social media websites.
Any other questions? Since it’s my birthday tomorrow I feel inclined to open up the vault. Fire away…